Patent Archive

Every patent scored. Sorted by absurdity. All real.

10/10

Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force

George & Charlotte Blonsky · 1965

9/10

User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks

Joe W. Armstrong · 2001

9/10

Santa Claus detector

Thomas E. Cane · 1996

9/10

Rocket-propelled golf ball

Benjamin F. Ratliff · 1964

7/10

Method of exercising a cat

Kevin T. Amiss · 1995